SPAM

It has been brought to my attention that SPAM has been posted to my comments section which I feel is more appropriately used for CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENTING.

This is an outrage. Am I safe from spam NO-WHERE? Can I not be online and be free from this dreaded SPAM EPIDEMIC?

No, thank you, I do not need penis extension cream. And NO I do not need herbal viagra. I dont need free porn, on-line gambling or better security for my family. My computer may be at risk, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, but I think the biggest risk is that some poor unsuspecting person may actually BUY penis extension cream from you spam nazis and then they will end up with a sore penis and a nasty rash.

Spam is tacky commercialism in the worst way. And I generally dislike most forms of commercialism to be bluntly honest. But unfortunately, avoiding commercialism would mean hiding in my house, eating only the produce that is grown in my own garden and drinking only non-commercialised beverages like well...... water. Boar water. And of course it would mean no TV, no puter no radio and no movies.

However I have no garden, and no green thumb, nor do I have a boar (is that how its spelt) or intend to drink boar water. And if I give up mass media, I will not get to watch house or enter my freq club codewords, and I guess seeing CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY is out of the question. And, I am happily addicted to Pepsi Max.

So I guess the spam has to stay. But be warned, dear readers, THIS IS WAR. My filters will be on, and I will be ready to hunt down and shoot the next bastard who attempts to sell me an all natural weight loss miracle pill that guarantees to turn me into Angelina Jolie in 30 days or my money back.

I am done.